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England9

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Artist // Professional // Digital Art
  • Apr 13
  • Antarctica
  • Deviant for 16 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio

The sophisticated White Trash artist.


Art isn't always pretty......


I often feel myself drifting in the shadows of some weird 60's flashback with not much in the way of desire to swim to the surface. I listen to Asian Polka Funk Fusion but only in my head (I invented that shit). I have felt out of alignment with the mainstream my entire life. Life would probably have been a whole Helluva lot easier if I could have gelled with the herd. I feel like a Lemming with rabies and my instincts to follow have been destroyed. I don't drink beer, I don't shoot things, I don't Golf, I refuse to wear Polo Shirts and I don't wash my car every weekend. I don't need the threat of HELL or the reward of Heaven to control my morality or ethics. I try to do the right things in life because I just feel I should. I strive to treat others in the way I would like to be treated if I were in a similar situation (I think it's the only thing I have heard in religions that has any real value). Hey does anyone actually read these?


Favourite Visual Artist
Shasta Fallopia Jones mystical meth head, prostitute and Palm reader to the stars
Favourite Movies
Uncle Larry's home movie of my pony "Boogers" eating his own poo
Favourite TV Shows
Any Paranormal Reality
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Floyd Cob & the Lug Nuts-The Purvis Odom Express and Olene Boyle & the Gastric Bypassers
Favourite Books
The ones I use to level out the kitchen table
Favourite Writers
Kurt Vonnegut
Favourite Games
Colostomy Bag Bingo
Favourite Gaming Platform
My Conscious
Tools of the Trade
A Ouija board and a stun gun
Other Interests
Surviving our government/politicians

Lost at Sea

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Still no sign of land. Young Tom still screams continually, night and day, like a 5 year old girl who's brother has just singed the hair off of her favorite Barbie. His screams are like those of the gulls who sqwak in surprize just before exploding from ingested alka-seltzer tablets tossed to them by curious young science students. Piedmont Butterlips our rickets infested Captain has suggested we eat ol' Dick Stubbins as he has become increasingly annoying with his constant whining and flitting about. Without food or drink for several days now, this suggestion is met with much enthusiasm amongst all. Our cabin boy who unbeknownst by the othe
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Thank you for the fave :)

:iconhappybirthdaycakeplz::icondancingcatplz::iconhappybirthdaysignplz:Happy Birthday Alan!!:party::iconfuncakeplz::icongiftplz::iconbdayfireworks1plz::iconbdayfireworks2plz::iconchampagneplz:

You are so sweet. Thank you so very much. You are wonderful for my self esteem.:hug:

You're very welcome Alan!:iconfuncakeplz::hug:

        Thank you so very much for faving. :happybounce:   Rose

             A Gloomy Day Revisited by SennhArt

   Hi!

Thank you for the fave :)